The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that porn I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the bokeh ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to bokeh the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep memek or porn sex worker.

Now, crot according bokep to this bokep new study bokep from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know bokeh and crot all men dread – the louder the cry bokeh of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In crot other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of memek decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, memek and porn sex as genuine memek intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen memek in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review bokep magazine, crot female contributors memek regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokeh so they could crot make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for memek other memek tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers crot from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that bokep erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, memek and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the porn greater the chance the orgasm is porn being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a crot bloomin’ move on. crot ‘ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As porn far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In memek their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males bokeh porn that they crot were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokep the crot need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris

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