The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the bokeh ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled bokep her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes porn scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, memek and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh bokeh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian bokeh hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, porn so they could make their bokeh partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners bokeh over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked bokeh (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the memek most likely reason women were bokeh noisy memek during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re bokep a sex worker, porn I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris

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