The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long bokeh been haunted by the memory of a stay memek in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all memek night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist bokep the next memek morning, bokeh memek she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or memek sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – porn the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance memek the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokep and bokeh sex as porn genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely crot aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a bokep fragile male ego, crot she’s porn far bokeh more likely to bokeh gently sigh memek and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing bokep The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It porn was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokeh so they could make porn their partner bokep feel happy, porn bokep while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared memek that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, porn and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in porn order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A porn new study confirms crot the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance bokeh the orgasm is being faked bokeh (Stock Image

It was like memek saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to porn screech like crot a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud crot always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her bokep sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract bokeh bokep bokep memek a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during bokeh sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they bokep were fertile and porn porn keen to copulate.

crot If bokeh you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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