The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter bokep where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When bokep I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she memek rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or crot sex worker.

Now, memek according to this bokep bokep new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it bokep memek all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn bokeh the greater the memek bokep chance the crot orgasm is being faked. In other memek words, crot you can’t measure bokeh passion in memek terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as crot performance art, bokep and bokep sex as porn genuine intimacy. And memek when a bokeh woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen bokeh in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors bokeh regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was bokeh the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. porn They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, crot and bokeh that women were prone crot to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the bokeh chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bokeh bloomin’ move on. memek ‘ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented bokeh hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a bokep woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as crot I’m concerned, bokep that’s memek what you bokeh should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At crot Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the bokeh most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on bokep memek observation of our nearest primate cousins – was bokeh to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris

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